##20th Century Bomb: 1978Too Young for Love,Too Hard to Stop ...
Director Roman Polanski
has skipped bail and fled to France after pleading guilty to charges of having sex with a 13-year-old girl after plying her with Quaaludes -
the soporific drug that makes everything fun.
A.) Hear about the Polish director that locked his keys in the car? Took him an hour to get his prostitute out.
B.) Why did the Polish director cross the road? Because his penis was stuck in the chicken.
C.) Are you guys high on cheap weed or what?#