#'Star Wars' Character
Irritates Web Surfers!
Writer Cares Less, Thought Movie Sucked
Wow – approximately 5,000 movie lovers have voted Jar Jar Binks
the most annoying film character of all time. This breaking news comes via Brit website LoveFilm.com. A buck says it’s a great site.
Having walked out halfway through Star Wars
when it opened many years ago, a writer can't agree or disagree about the alien named Jar Jar. He merely sips his lukewarm coffee, scratches his head, and remembers why he gave up on a flick that millions love: Um, it seemed fucking stupid.
The second irritant on the list is Andie MacDowell
's character, Carrie
, in Four Weddings And A Funeral
. This time, the writer shakes his head; he won't watch anything with Hugh Grant
in it. Grant is this generation's Stan Laurel
- without the talent and charisma.
Writer pours more coffee and wonders what kind of chump pays to see Hugh Grant.
Third most annoying is Rowan Atkinson
– yes, can’t stand him either - followed by Jim Carrey
's Ace Ventura
in fourth place. Writer agrees; Carrey annoys.
Number five on the list is Ben Stiller
's White Goodman
. Yep, another annoyingly stupid flick with an annoying Stiller; bailed after 20 minutes.
Writer prays to God
to bring back the Three Stooges
. ... (LYZAKO)
A.) Guy's nuts. Star Wars is the greatest film of all time.
B.) It's a classic, but Gone With The Wind is the best!
C.) Frankly, my letter, I don't give a damn.
A.) Ha, ha, ha. That's funny.
B.) Ha, ha, ha, you smell like crack.
C.) Ha, ha, ha, you got me. Here are my car keys ...
A.) Glove box, Altoids tin?
C.) Back seat floor, under towel, Band-Aid box.
B.) Good man, can't wait.
A.) Pipe, lighter ... check. Thanks.
C.) Leave me some, fuckers.#