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June 20, 2006

 
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'Star Wars' Character
Irritates Web Surfers!
Writer Cares Less, Thought Movie Sucked


Wow – approximately 5,000 movie lovers have voted Jar Jar Binks the most annoying film character of all time. This breaking news comes via Brit website LoveFilm.com. A buck says it’s a great site.

Having walked out halfway through Star Wars when it opened many years ago, a writer can't agree or disagree about the alien named Jar Jar. He merely sips his lukewarm coffee, scratches his head, and remembers why he gave up on a flick that millions love: Um, it seemed fucking stupid.

The second irritant on the list is Andie MacDowell's character, Carrie, in Four Weddings And A Funeral. This time, the writer shakes his head; he won't watch anything with Hugh Grant in it. Grant is this generation's Stan Laurel - without the talent and charisma.

Writer pours more coffee and wonders what kind of chump pays to see Hugh Grant.

Third most annoying is Rowan Atkinson's Bean – yes, can’t stand him either - followed by Jim Carrey's Ace Ventura in fourth place. Writer agrees; Carrey annoys.

Number five on the list is Ben Stiller's White Goodman in Dodgeball. Yep, another annoyingly stupid flick with an annoying Stiller; bailed after 20 minutes.

Writer prays to God to bring back the Three Stooges. ... (LYZAKO)


A.) Guy's nuts. Star Wars is the greatest film of all time.
B.) It's a classic, but Gone With The Wind is the best!
C.) Frankly, my letter, I don't give a damn.
A.) Ha, ha, ha. That's funny.
B.) Ha, ha, ha, you smell like crack.
C.) Ha, ha, ha, you got me. Here are my car keys ...
A.) Glove box, Altoids tin?
C.) Back seat floor, under towel, Band-Aid box.
B.) Good man, can't wait.
A.) Pipe, lighter ... check. Thanks.
C.) Leave me some, fuckers.




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