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June 30, 2006


Star Jones’ Cannibal Past
Taste For Human Flesh Motivated Weight Loss

Mangy cat fur is still flying after the ugly break-up between Star Jones and her gal pals from The View. Star says she was fired and claims to have been treated badly by the show’s producers as well as its most famous cackling hen, Barbara Walters.

The rest of the chatty cast couldn’t care less if it’s Jones, Rosie O’Donnell or Satan himself sitting across the table from them. Frankly, neither does most of America, but Jones appeared on the Today Show this morning, and Larry King last night to express her feelings on the matter.

Apparently, the fuss is over the way she was dismissed, but fired is fired. Move on.

Walters says that they tried to let Star go with dignity and give her time to find a new gig before Rosie took over the seat, but Jones got fed up with the whole situation and cracked on the air earlier this week. She’s no longer on the show.

Long story short...who cares? ... (MARTY SHERMAN)

A.) I thought we were gonna hear about her eating people.
B.) There’s nothing like a good ass-cheek steak smothered in onions. Yum, yum.
C.) Stop, you’re making me hungry.


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