Film Deal RumorsQuentin Tarantino Not Set To Direct
Former media darling and much-maligned biped Sasquatch
has issued a statement that denies he is about to sign a deal with Lawrence Bender
’s A Band Apart Productions
It was rumored last month that either Quentin Tarantino
or John Woo
would direct the biopic.
"There is no truth to the rumor that Sasquatch is interested in having a film of his life story made, "said a spokesperson for the hairy giant.
"As always he just wants to be left alone."
You may remember that during the ‘70s, Sasquatch was thought to be the next big thing, and the mystery surrounding his whereabouts was headline news nearly every day. Since then, the mysterious monster has been laying low and enjoying life on his 120-acre chicken ranch just outside of Seattle.
Tarantino could not be reached for comment, but reportedly has been obsessed with Sasquatch since he was a child, amassing an amazing collection of cast footprints, color slides and audio tapes which feature the behemoth, who is also known variously as Yeti
. ... (MARTY SHERMAN)
A.) I remember him as the Abominable Snowman.
B.) I always thought the big fella would go the pro wrestling route.
C.) And in this corner....Bigfoot!#