#New Definition For "Going Dutch"
Pedophiles' Push For Political Presence Plays Poorly
The Dutch have long been known for their liberal attitudes towards drugs, prostitution and pornography, but a new movement to establish a political party by a group of activist pedophiles is raising some eyebrows even in the Netherlands.
Changes advocated by the proposed Charity, Freedom and Diversity Party include lowering the legal age for an individual to have sexual relations from 16 to 12 years old, as well as allowing private ownership of child pornography, daytime broadcasts of non-violent porn, public nudity and non-abusive sex with animals.
Also on the group’s agenda is the legalization of all drugs.
In the long term, the Party advocates eliminating the legal age for sexual relations altogether, providing sex education for pre-schoolers, and allowing anyone 16 and over to work in the porn industry or become prostitutes if they so choose.
Opponents say that despite claiming to want to work for the rights of children, Party members are only trying to advance an agenda based on their personal needs.
A.) Hey, is Marty Sherman out of jail yet?
B.) I don't think so.
C.) That cheap fuck - no tip again, fuck.
A.) I won't comment on the above item then.
B.) Me, neither. How can a man hate squirrels anyway?
C.) Yeah, and no tip from Sherman again, fuck.#