#20th Century Bomb: 1972
An Offer You Can’t Refuse!
LOS ANGELES, June 21 ... Hollywood has a lot of nerve. They’ll do anything to get their hands inside your wallet. This time around they’ve got washed-up actor Marlon Brando
and a bunch of other overacting yahoos in a gangster piece of tripe called The Godfather
It's too long, the script is corny, and newcomer Al Pachino
will never have a career in movies. The kid cannot act.
Save your money. ... (MUSTERVILLE SCRIBBLINS)
A.) Marlon Brando? Bah. Ernest Borgnine - now that's an actor.
B.) The Thing with Two Heads — now that’s movie magic.
C.) Can’t read the column right now, I’m seeing double from Quaaludes.#