#20th Century Bomb: 1971Bad Ass Little Ride!
Hip, smart, cool and named after a Mexican bean, the Ford Motor Company
proudly introduces their new Pinto
Like most cars, it has four tires, two doors, headlights and a horn but it’s main selling point is its small engine which will get you 30 miles to the gallon — a groovy thing since gas prices are up to 36 cents a gallon.
A.) Forty-cents next month — watch.
B.) A car named after a bean, ha, ha, ha.
C.) That car looks bogue. I’ll keep my Beetle, gratias.#