# 20th Century Bomb: 1970Extremely Tired, If You Know What I Mean!
The president of Bolivia, Alfredo Ovando Candía
, has resigned because there is simply too much cocaine in his country, do you understand?
It is in his office, in his car, in each room of his palace ... his moustache, in the beard — it sits everywhere. Add the vaginas of the Bolivian women to the mix and slip into Presidente's shoes: There is not enough time to govern a country when you cannot govern your nose or penis
To take his place is General Rogelio Miranda
. He is the new top banana.
A.) Because he has appeal.
B.) Like Che Guevara said: “If you govern the penis — you rule the world!”
C.) President Alfredo sniffed so much cocaine they named a fettuccine dish after him.#