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June 08, 2006


20th Century Bomb: 1970

Beatles Break Up!
No! It Can't Be!
Say It Ain't So!
Paul, the 'cute one' quits...
Music fans freaking out...
Can't think of more headlines...

LIVERPOOL, England ... Bass player Paul McCartney has quit the Beatles. What a bummer. He even has a new solo album coming out next week called McCartney, and he plays all the instruments on it.

It's hard to believe the Beatles are through as a group. Damn, can't they get a new bass player? What about Jack Bruce from Cream? He would be good. And they probably wouldn't have to pay him as much.

Don’t care what anyone says — it’s Yoko Ono’s fault that the Fab Four are busted up. That chick is a total drag, man ... sucking the good vibes out of John Lennon, my favorite Beatle.

Yoko Ono's an artist? I don't think so.

What ... you get inside of a big bag and go "Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!" and you're an artist?

Uh uh, sorry ... that chick is bogue and that's that.

I can't believe the Beatles are finished. ... (WALLY PALMARCHUK)

A.) Yeah. First the Vietnam War — now this.
B.) The Stones are way better, man.
C.) Can’t read right now ... I’m tripping on acid ... my laptop is melting...


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