#Toku say good morning:The TOKUGAWA Report
LOCK HER IN MILK CAN!
Look out, Catherine Zeta-Jones
has signed to be Houdini
girlfriend in movie on Houdini
. Movie called Houdini
. Like Houdini, Zeta-Jones should disappear – we don’t like her...WISH HER BEST WISHES!
Happy Birthday to very old lady in El Salvador, Cruz Hernanadez
, today. She turn 128-year-old today. Her friends and relative gather to watch her
gum cake and take nap. Tokugawa not say that she old but she once date Fred Flintstone...PAINT HIMSELF IN CORNER!
Art lover in New York crazy with their money, buy 1941 Picasso
painting, Dora Maar with Cat
, for $95 million. It picture in upper left. Toku allergic to cat. Can you believe? 95 million dollar. Oh, if Toku had that kind of money, he would hang live naked woman on wall. I am joking. Record for most expensive art sold at auction is also Picasso, Boy with a Pipe
. It sell for 104 million. Speaking of boy with pipe, Toku wish right now he had pipe, oh boy... WATCH HIM MAKE FUN!
Our favorite American Idol
judge Simon Cowell
make $36 million a year from our favorite, American Idol
. This mean if he work three year, he can buy Picasso painting and still have 13 million dollar in change. Mind boggle... INJECT INK IN SKIN!
And you can get sex and drugs and gamble in Las Vegas but now there is new Vince Neil
tattoo parlor coming to strip. It called Vince Neil Ink
. Now your chance to get proper tattoo by proper rock star. You get cool tattoo - maybe you be rock star. I am joking.
I am Toku....(TOKUGAWA MARINSKI) A.)
I wouldn't have gone higher than 90 mil on the Picasso.B.)
Happy birthday, Mrs. Hernandez. Remember: 128 is the new 118.C.)
I'm going to have Vince Neil tattoo 'TOKU' on my butt cheeks.A.)
Hey, look at us...B.)
Like James Brown say: I feel good! Yow!C.)
I see Mr. E bolded you letters also.A.)
Yep. I'm liking it.B.)
I feel stronger and healthier and it gives what I say more weight.C.)
Glad you're happy.#