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This week we write about your favorite star like Paris Hilton, Keith Richard, Lindsay Lohan, and even glamrocker NY Dolls.

Toku love popular culture - it exciting and fun.

Come on - let us not waste time...here is my report











FLOP OR NOT, THEY EAT LOBSTER!
Ron Howard not happy camper. His movie, The Da Vinci Cold get many bad review but he say they wrong. "This sounds a little 'hucksterish', but people really respond to the movie better the second time than they do the first time," he say to Toku. What “hucksterish” mean? Sound like name for monster in Godzilla movie: “Godzilla, help us, help us…Hucksterish coming to destroy Nagasaki. Hurry!” Ha, ha, ha, Toku joking.





WHY HOT CHICKS FIGHT LIKE CATS?
Paris Hilton
and Lindsay Lohan hate each other. Why? Who know? Maybe because public like it when celebrity hate each other. TV actor Brandon Davis throw wood in fire and make horrible, horrible comment about Lohan vagina while walking with Paris from nightclub. Paparazzi make movie of it. We do not know who Brendan is, but he fucking asshole in this videotape at TMZ.com.

This what Toku hate about certain celebrity, they asshole sniffing cocaine and talking like they so important while rubbing the nose from cocaine. Brandon a asshole big time. Toku hope he get in car accident for being so mean. Fuck you, prick.




HE GET SATISFACTION!
Jo Wood
say Keith Richard almost healthy to tour with Rolling Stones again. Who she? Jo Wood is Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood wife. Jo must be short version of Joanne – Toku not sure. This good news for fan of Stones and Richard. Hope it true and not spin of band manager.





TOO SOON TOO MUCH!
Tokugawa love 70s glam rock and no one better than New York Dolls. They have new CD One Day It Will Please Us To Remember Even This. coming out on Road Runner records and label put out two new songs froma album including first single, Dance Like A Monkey. I listen to it, it sound great. Many Dolls are dead but David Johansen and Sylvain Sylvain still rocking.






IT TIME FOR NEW CAR!
Speaking of classic rock, The New Cars tour with Blondie all summer. They “new” because Ric Ocasek not sing with them – it Todd Rundgren. You can see them rock over here, it sound good to me.





WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN ROAD?

People still shaking head that Paul MacCarthy from the Beatles did not have pre nup agreement with second wife Heather. It unbelievable. How can man like that with so much money not make decision like that? He smoke too much weed they say. Cloud brain. Heather and Syr Paul say it amicable but Toku not think so. But it will be no problem because Ex-Wing (it true) Paul like to keep everything quiet and mellow. And what wrong with that? I like to know. Cause here I go agaaaaaaaaain...

I love you readers.

I am Toku.


A.) Long frikkin week.
B.) You got that right.
C.) ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

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