##Rush Limbaugh In Chains
Conservative Blowhard Lands In Shit, Comes Out Smelling Like a Rose
Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh
was arrested Friday on charges relating to his past addiction to prescription pain killers.
The state of Florida issued a warrant after investigating Limbaugh’s medical records and determining that he had fraudulently misrepresented himself three years ago to several doctors in order to obtain large amounts of pain killers, among them OxyContin
as well as their generic versions PainBGone
The practice is called "doctor shopping," and it’s illegal.
What it boils down to is this: Limbaugh has been allowed to cut a deal with the state that has him paying fines instead of doing time. Although he denies any fraudulent intent, Limbaugh has agreed to pay $30,000 in fees and continue in rehab for another year and a half in exchange for the "doctor shopping" charges to be dropped.
A.) Why doesn’t he just get liquored up like poor folks do?
B.) I dropped a couple of OutKold’s with my O.J. this morning and I feel fine.
C.) This is news? Rich, fat fuck buys his way out of trouble? Please.##