Authorities are trying to determine who would do such a thing.
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JAIL CELL DIARY:
Holding cell in Oakland County is no fun. Am writing this on t.p. with burnt matches. Have to write. Record for blog. Note: Hitler wrote in jail.
"Listen, man, I said get the fuck away from me. Don’t you understand English?"
Peta can kiss ass. Didn’t kill squirrel, just used pic.
"Hey, when can I talk to my lawyer? Hey! Anybody! I need to talk to my lawyer!"
Fuckers. Must post bail. Must get out before Mem. Day wkend. Techno fest at Hart Plaza. Girls in trance from x and music. Dance. Drink. Smoke grass. X-Men movie opens.
"If you touch me one more time, man, I’m gonna kill you! I’m in for armed robbery you know! I wouldn’t think twice about fucking you up! I’m warning you! Hey, I NEED TO TALK TO MY LAWYER!!! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?!! HEY!!!!"
2 more matches. Need more dry t.p. Drunks in here too. 1 guy shit pants & smells awful. Puke smell, too.
"HEY! WHEN CAN I SEE MY GODDAMN LAWYER?!!!"
"Hold it down in there, asshole. You’ll see your lawyer when I say so, got it? Now keep it down. Some of these people are trying to sleep."
Hate jail. Always have.
A.) I feel for the guy, I really do.
B.) Yeah, after all he didn’t kill the squirrel and the caption was funny.
C.) I have a pair of squirrel slippers with fuzzy tails on the back. They’re cute.