# Jose: Man with @ Plan
New Weapons to Get Chicks Drunk !
doesn’t sit around doing shots all day like you do, dreaming up get-rich-quick schemes – he is a thinking man…a man of bold visions and ideas.
It’s why he wants you to try his three new Cuervo Flavored Tequilas
(orange) and Tropina
(tropical fruit flava).
"Tequila is no longer limited to shots and margaritas,” said Carlos Arana
, Jose’s right-hand man.
“Cuervo Flavored Tequilas
are the perfect solution for those looking to add a new twist to their favorite drink."
We hopped over to Jose's website
to see if there’s any Agave in this less-than-$20-a-fifth hooch; it doesn’t look like it. But it's designed to taste good and fuck you up - Lord have mercy, you betcha.
It was only a matter of time before tequila hit that flavored road staggering behind thousands of hopped-up, sugary schnapps and vodkas.
pop tequila rollout will include print ads and special events with Jose's Sluttaritas
, easy-to-bang, easy-to-look at chicks after you’ve both sucked down a fifth of flavored tequila.
Then again, maybe not - we've been wrong before.
You know what they say, “Make her drink Citrico
, you will get fellatio.”
Jose's next move?
Premium tequila with Methamphetamine - due in Spring 2007. (MUSTY SCRIBBLINS)
Tequila? To kill ya. It makes me hallucinate.B.)
Chicks love flavored liquor, praise Jesus.A.)
Where the hell is C?B.)
Hell if I know. Oh, wait - here he comes.C.) Hey, my letters, what is up?A.)
You gotta be shittin me. You've lost it, my letta.B.)
Let's all go have a talk with the firstname.lastname@example.org#