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May 09, 2006

 
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J-Lo Issues Challenge To Beyonce
Question of ‘Hot-ness’ To Be Answered By Road Race

With Maxim Magazine’s Hot 100 and FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women list due to hit newsstands this month, Jennifer Lopez has challenged Beyonce to a contest in order to decide who’s hotter once and for all.

The latina actress and pop singer, who sat at FHM Magazine’s top spot in 2000, has slipped in the rankings lately, coming in 22nd last year and falling off Maxim’s 2005 list altogether.

Beyonce has been in the top half of both lists since peaking at #2 for Maxim in 2000, while consistently ranking well above J-Lo since the year 2004.

Confused? Well don’t be.

The 36-year-old Lopez has challenged the R&B singer and budding movie starlet to a five mile motorcycle race at Utah’s Bonneville Salt Flats next week. In accordance with the contest rules, the winner will receive points for coming in first and style points will also be given to whoever is judged to fill out her skin-tight leather riding outfit the best.

The contestant that has the highest combined point total will forever be deemed ‘hotter’.

Afterwards, the sweat-soaked suits and motorcycle seats will be auctioned off to benefit a charity selected by the contest winner.

Beyonce was all smiles when she was asked about it recently, and is extremely excited for the opportunity to "put that bitch down."

The sexy 25-year-old went on to say that she confidently predicts a victory, both in the race and in the "suit judging part," but if Jennifer still has some doubts she will gladly "open up a can of whup-ass" to further prove her point.

J-Lo has said little about the matter since she made the challenge, but did offer that she preferred to let her "racing skills and ample booty do the talking." ...(MARTY SHERMAN)


A.) They’re both too old for me, man. I’ve got a babysitter fetish.
B.) Are they riding crotch rockets or hogs?
C.) I’d like to see Charlize Theron Jello-wrestle Scarlett Johansson.






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I bid 4,000 quatloos for beyonce's stuff.
 
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