#Is Somebody Making This Stuff Up, or What?
Cheese-Scented Perfume Available Soon
What’s Next, Fart-Flavored Mouthwash?
A new perfume based on the aroma of Stilton
cheese will soon be on the market. Yes, you read that right - cheese. And one of the smellier varieties, too.
The recipe for Eau de Stilton
is based on the "distinctive mellow aroma" of Blue Stilton
cheese, and captures the essence of the stinky dairy product in what a company spokesperson calls "an unusual but highly wearable perfume."
The British Stilton Cheese Makers Association
hired an independent company to produce the perfume, which they plan to sell on their website.
A.) Seriously, is fart-flavored mouthwash that far off?
B.) I like the smell of cheese. It could work for me.
C.) Correct me if I’m wrong, but won’t it attract mice?#