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May 09, 2006


Halle Berry Solos In Sex Scene

Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry had to shoot lovemaking scenes without a partner for her new flick Perfect Stranger when co-star Bruce Willis was AWOL for the scheduled shoot.

However, insiders say the sexy actress had no problem pulling off a convincing performance in a single take sans Willis, who will be placed in the scene afterwards with the aid of computers.

Reportedly, Berry reacted to a recording of Willis’ voice during the scene...thrashing, panting, sweating, chewing pillows, sucking her fingers, squeezing her breasts, arching her back, curling her toes, purring and moaning until the crew could no longer take it and the director declared "That’s a wrap! Whew!"

With the crew on a cigarette break, Berry was asked how she was able to do such a convincing acting job without a partner.

"I just closed my eyes and thought about how good Billy Bob Thornton did me in Monster’s Ball and it all came naturally," she said as she toweled off....(MARTY SHERMAN)

A.) How could you miss a sex scene with Halle Berry?
B.) Yeah, I’d crawl five miles through broken glass to get there. Just to watch.
C.) Did you have to mention Billy Bob Thornton? It killed the mood.


The thought of Halle and Bruce makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

Halle and Billy Bob were hot in Monster's Ball, though.

Halle's on the very top of my list of "Chicks I'd Go Gay For."
Chick I'd go gay for: what's-he-name from the black eye peas. But then she had to go and pee all over herself,wtf?
You mean Fergie, from the Black Eyed PEES.
Wow, four shots of the live action pantswetter...and all four pix are the focus of Lady Bomb's 'Black Eyed Peas' week - it starts Monday.

Peeing onstage is the latest rage with the pop/rock set, you see.

Your pal,

Fergie's now in the Urban Dictionary and it ain't flattering.

"Oh, man, I think I just Fergied from laughing so hard."

What ANY of this has to do with Bruce Willis or Halle Berry, we'll never know. Unless Halle Fergies.
(Not that I'm not TOTALLY looking forward to Black Eyed Pees Week, mind you.)
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