#Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
DUDE, USE COCAINE - NOT ROGAINE
By the time they turn 50, two out of every three men suffer some form of baldness.
Me, I wear a hat.
But researchers in America and the U.K. claim they can grow hair on a bald mouse. It’s true — by mutating the rodent’s “baldness gene,” they can reverse the loss process and instead promote successful fur growth.
So hopefully someday in the near future, man will grow soft and fuzzy fur on his head. Not unlike a Chia Pet or a cute fuzzy bunny rabbit.
Truth of the matter is, my shiny brothers, most women don’t care about our hair or lack of it.
But you’d better have a sense of humor, lover boy. The ladies like it when you make 'em laugh.....(MUSTY SCRIBBLINS)
A.) I kill chicks with my Homer Simpson shtick.
B.) I kill chicks by doing my Christopher Walken impression.
C.) I kill chicks and then bury them in my back yard.LBE