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May 08, 2006


George Bush on Fish, Death & Ice Cream

President Bush recently answered a few questions for a German publication. They asked him to name the best moment of his presidency.

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake," he told the newspaper in an interview published yesterday.

His worst moment was September 11, 2001 when hijacked planes crashed into New York City’s World Trade Center and the Pentagon in Washington.

When asked about his most embarrassing moment, the President rubbed his chin and answered, “I guess starting that stupid war in Iraq is up there. No, wait - there was the time I got ice cream on my tie five minutes before my last State of the People…the Address of….oh, dang, that TV thing where I read a speech for the citizens of this country. That Rocky Road is a son-of-a-gun.”

The President was then whisked off by the Secret Service to a luncheon with important German dignitaries where, ironically, deep-fried perch was the main course.

"Dang, I just love perch," Bush smiled with a glop of tartar sauce on his chin...(LYZAKO)

A.) That dude is the worst leader of all time.
B.) Like seafood? Perch on this.
C.) The war and the ice cream are both rocky roads.


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