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May 23, 2006


Elvis Presley’s Ghost Haunts Uri Geller
Psychic Buys Historic Home To Appease Spirit, Make A Few Bucks

Under guidance from the spirit of Elvis Presley, psychic Uri Geller and his two business partners have just purchased a home formerly owned by The King Of Rock ‘N’ Roll.

The four-bedroom house in Tennessee was purchased in 1956 by Elvis for his parents just a year before they moved to the more famous Graceland, which was recently purchased from the Presley family by billionaire media mogul and owner of American Idol, Robert Sillerman.

Geller, who met The King in Vegas in the 1970's, reports that the spirit of Elvis visited him regularly to make sure that he "take care of Momma’s house. He always made me feel as though it was something very special to both him and to his mother, who was also with him."

Elvis’ mother Gladys reportedly didn’t want to move from the home and never got used to living at Graceland.

Geller’s plans for the home, which was purchased in an on-line auction for a little less than a million dollars on eBay, is restoration, and then opening it to the public.

"This is a piece of history," said the psychic, who is famous for bending spoons with his mind. Geller went on to say, "I felt intuitively I got the price. Suddenly the radio started playing an Elvis song. That was Elvis telling me we got the house."

Geller also reported that Elvis "was really pissed about the American Idol Elvis Night this year and wanted to make damn sure that cocksucker American Idol guy didn’t get ahold of Momma’s house, too."

Museum Admission: $20 adults - $10 students & seniors - Kids 12 & under $6.50 ... (MARTY SHERMAN)

A.) You know, I don’t even care.
B.) Me neither. Elvis has so left the building for me.
C.) I wonder who would win in a fight...Uri Geller or David Blaine?


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