Leave it to Musty. He’s trying to drop a few pounds by switching from beer to cocktails, so he invented a good looking, great tasting drink with no carbohydrates or fat calories.
Calls it the “Chocolate Rothko.” After artist Mark Rothko.
1. Using the back of a tablespoon as a tool, spackle the inside walls of a squat 12 oz. dry cocktail glass with fresh raspberries. Mash them against there; don’t worry, they stick proper.
2. Chill them babies in the freezer for ten minutes and then bring them in from the cold. Fill with ice cubes (cubes only).
3. Add 2 ounces of Bacardi light rum.
4. Splash modestly with Diet Faygo Chocolate Cream Pie Soda.
5. Stir gently. Drink.
A.) Raspberries are rich in vitamin C and fiber.
B.) Why, it tastes like a chocolate covered cherry, yum.
C.) I’ve only had 10 of them — and I’m pretty fucked up.