#20th Century Bomb: 1957 Close Shave for the Beaver!
Hey man, I wish I was Wally Cleaver
and had friends like Eddie Haskell
and Lumpy Rutherford
from the television program Leave it to Beaver
Eddie’s a smart aleck and Lumpy’s kind of dumb but they both seem like they’d be cool guys to know. I could really dig hanging around at the malt shop with those guys.
I love chocolate malts - but only when they're made with vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. If they use chocolate ice cream, it turns me off. Too much chocolate.
"Hey Lumpy, tell them to use vanilla ice cream in my choocolate malt," ha, ha, ha.
And you have to admit it — Ward
and June Cleaver
are always fair with Wally and the Beaver
Well, I have to go. My favorite television show is on. ... (JOHNNIE KOLTRAIN)
A.) You’re right as usual. Now I'm gonna make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
B.) TV is for squares — I’m meeting the gang at the Drive-In, man.
C.) Mrs. Cleaver has perky bazoombas.LBE