#20th Century Bomb: 1953
Playtex Living Bra!
Hey fellows, there’s a new monthly magazine where you can see a girl’s bazoombas in color. It’s called Playboy
. A guy named Hugh Henfer
in Chicago is the publisher and boyoboy - the “centerfolds” (middle of the magazine foldout of different girl showing her bazoombas every month) are beautiful young girls with their beautiful young bazoombas on parade.
Buy your copy now at your local drug store.
You’ll have to ask the druggist for the magazine as it’s behind the counter with the Kotex
feminine napkins and Trojan
prophylactics. ...(MUSTERVILLE SCRIBBLINS)
A.) Will read this item later — am shaking martinis right now.
B.) Looking at naked bazoombas is a sin. See you in Hell!
C.) Because of Playboy, my wiener is harder than Chinese math.LBE