##What Have You Done For Me Philately?
Naomi Campbell Stamp Gets Nod From Collectors
Finally some good news for fans of supermodel Naomi Campbell
, and philatelists around the world.
On the heels of recent bad press about an alleged attack on her maid, it has been announced that an image of the bronze goddess will be used on a special limited-edition charity stamp to be issued in Austria, where she is scheduled to host the Vienna Life Ball
The event is a fund-raiser for Elton John’s AIDS charity, and will take place at Vienna’s City Hall on May 20th.
According to a charity spokesperson, the stamps, which are not self-adhesive, will require a good licking and will come in three flavors...Extra Cleansing Vinegar
, Country Fresh
, and "one that tastes like Naomi smells."....(MARTY SHERMAN)
A.) I don’t care if she is a bitch, I’d lick her like there’s no tomorrow.
B.) I’m in. I want some of that one that tastes like she smells.
C.) As a gentleman, I never lick and tell.##