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April 11, 2006

 


Too Busy at Make-Up Counter...
NO PRINCE FOR AMERICAN IDOL

You can uncross your fingers: Prince won’t be performing on American Idol.

While he’s all about promoting his new album, Four-Digit Lottery Ticket, in front of AI’s 35 million viewers, he’s too damn busy to meet with the Idol wannabes and help them prep for their performances.

We watch the show weekly and can’t say we blame the four-foot pop star—the ’06 Idols suck hard.

There’s not even a so-bad-they're-good Justin Guarini or William Hung in the bunch.

So instead of Prince, keep an eye out for Tim Conway and Harvey Korman to take the spotlight and do some good old fashioned 60s shtick.

And don’t be surprised if Carol Burnett doesn’t show up onstage to pull on Simon’s ear.


A.) Ha, I sure hope Korman hits Conway with a pie. Funny stuff, ha.
B.) Prince is dating Carol Burnett? I'm not surprised. What a slut.
C.) Simon Cowell burns my keister.





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Standing Next to Prince at Make-Up Counter:
New New York Dolls LP on the Way

The New York Dolls are recording their first studio album in 32 years. Right this minute.

Veteran record producer Jack Douglas (the engineer of their 1973 debut album) is working with the boys in the Apple and anticipating a release some time this summer.

The as-yet-untitled long player will include sure-to-be hits Plenty of Music and Beauty School.

Singer David Johansen, and Sylvain Sylvain are the only surviving Dolls. Guitarist Johnny Thunders, drummer Jerry Nolan, and bassist Arthur Kane are jamming in punk hell with Sid Vicious and Joe Strummer.

Thankfully, Steve Conte, Brian Delaney, and Sam Yaffa are amongst the living and will help David Jo and Sylvain make some new Doll noise.


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A.) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
C.) You bet I am. And it's not crack.
B.) Will Roseanne Barr grab her nuts when she sings the national anthem?
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A.) You got that straight.
B.) Will Roseanne Barr grab her nuts when she sings the national anthem?
C.) Might be a good time to finish up and hit the 'publish post' button.
A.) I'd say so.
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C.) No dice. Fuck.
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