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April 10, 2006

 
Snakes on a Plane Monday #3

This is our third week of coverage leading up to the exciting August release of scary thrilla Snakes on a Plane starring Samuel L. Jackson and a bunch of nobodies who worked for scale.

The semi-official word on SOAP can be found at Snakes on a Blog. Guy that runs the blog has been getting great press as of late.

Last week even Entertainment Weekly mentioned his one trick pony -- and it's going to his head.

The snobs over there think we're an XXX site and treat us like dirt.

More importantly, don't forget you still have a couple of days to write a song and have it included in the film. That contest info is right here.

This morning we received a tape from Marty Sherman. He even wrote a tune for the flick. Not sure if Sam Jackson sang the tune or not, but it sure as hell sounds like him.

Oh, all right...It's Samuel L. Jackson singing.

As Dee Dee Ramone used to say: 1, 2, 3, 4 !



"Snakes on a Plane"
Words by Marty Sherman
Sung by Samuel L. Jackson

SSSSS SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES
ON A PLANE PLANE PLANE (echo)
SSSSS SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES
ON A PLANE PLANE PLANE (echo)

This mornin’ I was dreamin’
Never dreamed that I’d be screamin’
‘Cuz this cabin was cold teemin’
With some snakes on this plane

My draw’s I done crapped
If only I was strapped
In a minute they’d be capped
These f*ckin’ snakes on this plane

They bitin’ folks like crazy
Oh look, it’s Patrick Swayze
Just gotta save my baby
From these snakes on this plane

Lawd you know that I been tryin’
To defeat my fear of flyin’
But these people here are dyin’
By these snakes on this plane

SSSSS SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES
ON A PLANE PLANE PLANE (echo)
SSSSS SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES
ON A PLANE PLANE PLANE (echo)

The pilot’s in a panic
The passengers are frantic
We’re over the Atlantic
And there’s snakes on the plane

Knew I shoulda took the boat
Bet your ass this plane won’t float
Whoa, he’s got me ‘round my throat
F*ckin’ snake on this plane

How’s it gonna end?
Fo’ sho’ I’m gonna send
As many snakes that I can
To their deaths on this plane

Oh no! That bastard bit me
I’m feeling kinda tipsy
But I’m gonna take him wit’ me
This rotten snake on the plane

SSSSS SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES
ON A PLANE PLANE PLANE (echo)
SSSSS SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES
ON A PLANE PLANE PLANE (echo)
fades...



A.) Sam Jackson? Sounds like Pat Sajak.
B.) Pat Sajak? Sounds like Ed McMahon.
C.) Ed McMahon? May he rest in peace.




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CoMMents:
I'm sorry, man, but this S.O.A.P stuff is getting a bit mainstream.

Every blog is slagging it.

You're the creative genius type. You don't need to fish the blog ghetto!

Andy
 
spend some time tring to do relivent topics that are
A)interestng
B)informative
C)entrtaining
 
It's not going to my head.

Oh wait, yes it.

Look out world!
 
Art, fuck these naysayers. This shit's comedy gold.
 
Interesting site. Not exactly what I needed to find out about http://www.ceer.ca, but still a good read.
 
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