MONEY: That's What She Wants!
Desperate-no-more actress Teri Hatcher
will become the highest-paid television actress after her cut from crap tied in to her hit show Desperate Housewives
Hatcher will make up to $10 million after she collects earnings from a computer game (Marry Teri
), a cereal (Desperate Oh’s
), a DVD (Hi, I’m Teri Hatcher
) , a cookbook (A Batch of Hatcher
), a fragrance (Smells Like Teri
) an online fashion store (Hatchers Fifth Avenue
), and a sex doll with a functioning vagina. Its name is not appropriate for this blog, sorry.
Okay, it’s the Teri Hatcher Fuck Doll
After banging around show business for many a year, it’s Teri Hatcher time.
Her TV show Desperate Housewives
is white-hot right now, and she wants to strike while the iron is…uh, white-hot.
A.) I'm dating Teri Hatcher. She's great in the sack.
B.) Looks like letter A is hitting the pipe already.
C.) No, he bought a Teri Hatcher Fuck Doll.##