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April 21, 2006

 

Proof: Brad Pitt Pussy-Whipped
Come On...Can You Really Blame Him?

Amidst making travel plans to Africa, where the Jolie-Pitts plan to birth their first child, Brad Pitt found time to get what experts believe to be his first tattoo.

The mark, which will adorn his lower back, is a Sanskrit prayer in honor of his adopted son Maddox and is similar to one that Angelina has on her shoulder.

Reportedly, the tattoo artist, who was running a two-for-one special, also inked "PROPERTY OF ANGIE" on the actor’s balls.

Pending his better half’s approval, Brad is said to be considering another bit of skin art.

"I’d like to get the Zig-Zag guy done on my bicep," he said, " but I’m going to wait a while. The one on my (balls) really hurts."

The couple also recently confirmed that they will, indeed fly to Africa so that Angelina can give birth on the Dark Continent. As is the practice in many remote villages, the mother will have the baby through natural childbirth on the floor while squatting in the dirt and screaming.

An African midwife will be present, though the Jolie-Pitts plan to have their personal gynecologist oversee the birth. The "birthing hut" will be near a hospital facility in case there are complications.

Brad and Angelina are also reported to be considering an African name for their first born.

Depending on the baby’s gender, Brad’s choices are Tarzan B’wana Jolie-Pitt if it’s a boy and Sheena Cheetah Jolie-Pitt for a girl. (Marty Sherman)


A.) Of course the bastard’s pussy-whipped. Wouldn’t you be?
B.) Is she really THAT hot? I mean, a tat on the balls...ouch.
C.) These two are as nuts as Tom and Katie. No shit.







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