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April 20, 2006

 
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New Red Hot Chick Celebrity Sex Video!

Get out your foot mouse and lube – here comes your latest celebrity sex video.

This time it’s Sports Illustrated model Carolyn Murphy and her ex-husband, Jmcei Tmof (we don’t know his name - just typing letters at random).

Soon to be on a computer screen in your face after contracts are signed and everyone gets a payday, it’s a two hour overview of Carolyn and Pnsdfh doing things to their penis, vagina, and other body parts during a 17 day honeymoon in Barbados.

And from what we hear, Lnvbwdi gives it to her good.

If we knew who Carolyn Murphy was, we’d really be something – but she’s just another hot chick to us.

Hot? Yes. Big deal.

We don’t really care - they're a nickel a dozen nowadays - just let us see and be done with it.

Wife Swap is on in a half-hour.

When guys watch sex scenes they could care less if it’s Carolyn Shmurphy, or Paris Hilton, or 21-year-old Megan, the girl-next-door.

In fact, Megan would be the best choice but the spycam's in the shop (loud buzzing sound) and her brother, Mdnoehhf, has a Black Belt in Karate.


B.) There's nothing like a good lei.
C.) Ha, that’s not bad.
A.) Good morning.
B.) You’re 40 minutes late, asshole
C.) Dude, you are really riding my nerve.
A.) I brought you letters some coffee.
B.) Great, thanks – next time be on time.
C.) Yeah, what the fuck? It’s why I invented the clock, dumbass.
A.) Oh. And here’s a Vicodin for you and a Vicodin for you.
B.) Whoa, thanks.
C.) Ha, yeah. Thanks A, ha.
B.) Shit, here comes the boss.
E.) Harrrrrumph…What’s going on here?
C.) Good morning, sir. We’re brainstorming the Carolyn Murphy piece.
E.) Yes, she’s quite a piece – eh, boys?
A.) Ha, ha, ha.
B.) Good one, Mr. E.
C.) Oh god, that’s so funny, sir - I can’t catch my breath.
E.) Yes, well…I was young once, ha, ha, ha.
A.) Played the field a lot before finding the missus?
E.) I stirred more Tang than Neil Armstrong, ha, ha, ha.
C.) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
B.) Whoa!
A.) Oh no - I spit my coffee up, ha, ha, ha.
E.) That’s off the record, of course.
A.) Yes, sir.
B.) Of course.
C.) Say no more, Mr. E.
E.) Alright, fellows. Let’s get back to work.
A.) Yes, sir. Have a great day.
E.) Let’s all have a great day!
B.) Yes!
C.) Here we go!





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