marty sherman:Paris Hilton A Saint?
Proof That God Does Have a Sense of Humor
An upcoming film about the life of Mother Teresa
may feature Paris Hilton
in the starring role.
After using computers to compare their facial features, Bollywood director T. Rajeevnath
confirms that the faces of the slut and the saint are nearly identical.
Despite the fact that Paris’ most famous role was in the much-publicized sex video she made with former boyfriend Rick Salomon
, the Indian director thinks casting her as the famous nun is a good idea.
Mother Teresa, who died in 1997, achieved Sainthood in 2003 after spending her entire life working to help the poor in India.
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A.) Who’s going to play the Pope, Ron Jeremy?
B.) I saw her sex video and she’s really a sweet girl. No shit.
C.) We’re all going to Hell.##