##kreat kews!KEW KISS KRAP
KROM KENE KIMMONS!
Talk is cheap and when the lips behind the yap belong to Gene Simmons
, it’s highly entertaining.
The blood spitting, long tongued bass player claims he will soon market a new exercise video for fat chicks called Sexercise
American pop culture is at its best when it's at its stupidest.
Ha, ha, ha – that Gene Simmons is something else. Anyone that kan kreate a KISS KOFFIN and get fans to pay five large for what is essentially a long plastic beer kooler with pictures of a pancaked rock band is okay with us.
If you’re out of your mind – or just too high - you may want to visit Gene’s site
and spend some dough.
Besides your usual teeshirts, hats, cups, et cetera, you can smoke your crack with a forty buck KISS KIPPO lighter then wash it down with a bottle of KISS KABERNET.
How much for a bottle of the good stuff?
It said ‘click for price,’ so I did. The swill cost $100 per.
I clicked out of the site and went to check out the New York girls
at last night’s party.
A.) Coffee's not ready, yet?
B.) I had some before work: Gene Simmons, ha, ha, ha.
C.) KISS is KRAZY! We're out of coffee.
B.) Don't be a baby - go buy some, you cheap fuck.
C.) And learn to be funny before
A.) You're right, of course.
B.) At least act like a professional.
C.) Don't cry like a baby because there's no coffee.
A.) Fuck, you're right - Simmons has more tongue than a Zingerman's sandwich.
B.) That's more like it.
C.) Um, you'd better get the coffee.##