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April 04, 2006

Just a typical American family:
Simpsons on the Silver Screen!

Production company Twenty-First Century Fox has confirmed that The Simpsons movie will make its big screen debut in the summer of 2007 with Jeffrey Tambor (Larry Sanders Show, Arrested Development) as Homer Simpson.

Also starring in the film will be Fran Drescher as Homer’s wife, Marge, and Christopher Walken as Moe the bartender.

Mr. Burns will be played by Larry David.

A nationwide casting call is under way to find unknown kids to play Bart and Lisa.

Shooting begins in Springfield this autumn.

A.) Simpsons movie--woo hoo!
B.) Wow, David Lynch is the director? Sweet.
C.) First, the war in Iraq and now this.


Not spending his wife’s fortune, nope…
Britney’s Husband is a Talented Rapper!
Out this summer, finally...couldn't wait much longer, yo...

The most anticipated CD since the golden days of Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli--Kevin Federline’s Playing With Fire disc finally hits racks come this August.

The 28-year-old hip hop dude’s first single will be the anti-paparazzi tune, For Real, with heartfelt real lyrics like, “Paparazzi…two words: fuck you.”

Advance buzz is generating heat. No, wait—it’s my laptop, fuck.

"The inspiration and meaning behind the title Playing With Fire is self-explanatory," Federline said in a statement.

"My album is sure to set the dance floors across the world on fire!"

A.) Yes, he hired Great White’s pyro tech.
B.) Why, Federline is the new Fred Durst.
C.) Wouldn't Shit for Brains be the better album title?


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