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April 25, 2006

 
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Jolie-Pitts To Paparazzi: Do Not Disturb Or Else
Bodyguard Who Guards Their Bodies Issues Statement

"If I find anyone getting a picture of Jolie, I will fucking smash someone to pieces."

"I'm not joking. I'll fucking put someone in the hospital. Tell your friends," said Mickey Brett, head of the Jolie-Pitt security detail.

It is unknown whether Brett had a hand in an earlier reported beating of a photographer who tried to get some snaps of the famous couple while visiting Namibia, where the couple plans to birth their first baby.

The bodyguard reportedly went on to say that "I hope we never go back to America. They won’t let us fuck these punks up back home. I like it here, where we can beat the shit out of whoever we want."

The Namibian government is on the Hollywood couple’s side and have rescinded a number of visas for photographers who are in the country to follow the stars. Some were forced to leave the country or be arrested.....(MARTY SHERMAN)


A.) In Namibia, photos bad, violence good.
B.) Look, I shoot photo. Please to beat me, also.
C.) No! Beat me! Beat me!






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CoMMents:
Wouldn’t it be great if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie auctioned off "exclusive" pics of the parents and their new baby for charity? If one paparazzi picture can snag over a million dollars, a portfolio of pictures could raise 2-5 times that. They would also be able to control the image and pick who gets to take the pictures. The money raised could than be given to an organization supporting poverty related issues in Namibia or sub-Saharan Africa. It would be a great PR win for the couple and serve a great personal mission they both share.
 
Wouldn’t it be great if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie auctioned off "exclusive" pics of the parents and their new baby for charity? If one paparazzi picture can snag over a million dollars, a portfolio of pictures could raise 2-5 times that. They would also be able to control the image and pick who gets to take the pictures. The money raised could than be given to an organization supporting poverty related issues in Namibia or sub-Saharan Africa. It would be a great PR win for the couple and serve a great personal mission they both share.
 
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