##Gilbert Gottfried & Paris Hilton in Love!
Yeah, right – not in a million years, man...
Over there at the website of The Phoenix
out in the great city of Boston, comedian Gilbert Gottfried
has been voted the Unsexiest Man in the World
Unbelievable, but true - the star of The Aristocrats
and voice of the AFLAC
duck heads up a list of personalities that includes Jerry Seinfeld
, Elephant Man
, Freddy Krueger
, Tom Arnold
, and not surprisingly, Tom Arnold
See the whole darn list
over here and bring us back a bowl of clam chowder, thanks.
A.) I think Gilbert is adorable.
B.) Yes, like a herpes sore.
C.) Elephant Man? He's sexy in a rugged kind of way.##