##End of the world?
Hitchcock, Scorsese, Durst?
WTF? Seriously, what the fuck?
It’s in Variety
, so it has to be true.
The useless Fred Durst
from the unlistenable finally-broken-up Limp Bizkit
has somehow grabbed a job as director for a budgeted $10 million flick, The Education of Charlie Banks
Hang on, I’m hungover – let me double check this.
Damn, all true.Jesse Eisenberg
, the star of award-winning indie film The Squid and the Whale
, will play Banks.
And um, Fred Durst is directing.
Wait a minute – let me quick pin an Adderall, slug a pot of coffee, and really focus here. I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Okay, I'm back.
I’ll be damned – that’s what they’re reporting in Variety
Dumb ass is gonna direct a flick. Durst’s previous experience as a filmmaker is directing his horrible band’s videos and somehow he...
Fuck. There is no god, there is a god...I don't know anymore.
It’s news like this that makes me question everything.
The world is a sick fucking place, that’s for sure.
A.) Is Durst the talentless bald guy with the red backward ball cap?
B.) Yes, that's the douchebag.
C.) He can’t rap worth a crap.
A.) Look at you – rap star!
C.) Yes. And now I want to direct.
B.) Direct this.#