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April 18, 2006

 
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End of the world?
Hitchcock, Scorsese, Durst?
WTF? Seriously, what the fuck?

It’s in Variety, so it has to be true.

The useless Fred Durst from the unlistenable finally-broken-up Limp Bizkit has somehow grabbed a job as director for a budgeted $10 million flick, The Education of Charlie Banks.

Hang on, I’m hungover – let me double check this.

Damn, all true.

Jesse Eisenberg, the star of award-winning indie film The Squid and the Whale, will play Banks.

And um, Fred Durst is directing.

Wait a minute – let me quick pin an Adderall, slug a pot of coffee, and really focus here. I'll be back in 20 minutes.

Okay, I'm back.

I’ll be damned – that’s what they’re reporting in Variety.

Dumb ass is gonna direct a flick. Durst’s previous experience as a filmmaker is directing his horrible band’s videos and somehow he...

Fuck. There is no god, there is a god...I don't know anymore.

It’s news like this that makes me question everything.

The world is a sick fucking place, that’s for sure.


A.) Is Durst the talentless bald guy with the red backward ball cap?
B.) Yes, that's the douchebag.
C.) He can’t rap worth a crap.
A.) Look at you – rap star!
C.) Yes. And now I want to direct.
B.) Direct this.





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