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April 18, 2006


End of the world?
Hitchcock, Scorsese, Durst?
WTF? Seriously, what the fuck?

It’s in Variety, so it has to be true.

The useless Fred Durst from the unlistenable finally-broken-up Limp Bizkit has somehow grabbed a job as director for a budgeted $10 million flick, The Education of Charlie Banks.

Hang on, I’m hungover – let me double check this.

Damn, all true.

Jesse Eisenberg, the star of award-winning indie film The Squid and the Whale, will play Banks.

And um, Fred Durst is directing.

Wait a minute – let me quick pin an Adderall, slug a pot of coffee, and really focus here. I'll be back in 20 minutes.

Okay, I'm back.

I’ll be damned – that’s what they’re reporting in Variety.

Dumb ass is gonna direct a flick. Durst’s previous experience as a filmmaker is directing his horrible band’s videos and somehow he...

Fuck. There is no god, there is a god...I don't know anymore.

It’s news like this that makes me question everything.

The world is a sick fucking place, that’s for sure.

A.) Is Durst the talentless bald guy with the red backward ball cap?
B.) Yes, that's the douchebag.
C.) He can’t rap worth a crap.
A.) Look at you – rap star!
C.) Yes. And now I want to direct.
B.) Direct this.


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