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March 07, 2006


The closest shave I ever got was when I found out my ex-wife wasn't using her birth control and I managed to stop fucking her before she got pregnant. That would have been a world of hurt.

Seriously, I use the BIC throwaways and I use 'em until they have no edge left, scraping and scraping in several directions. Who needs five blades? I use one and shave over and over with it.
Marty, you are such a He-man!
The Yanni bits nearly made me spit coffee through my nose, then the comment damned near did me in...
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