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March 28, 2006

 
We saw her love tunnel in Basic Instinct...
Sharon Stone: Teen Blow Jobs Okay

Sharon Stone knows how to work it. In promoting her new flick, Basic Instinct 2, Stone is saying whatever comes off the top of her head.

With the movie opening right up the road, she wants headlines and knows how to get them.

Smart money says Stone scored a nice back end deal on Basic Instinct 2 DVD sales, and she ain’t showin' that vag onscreen again, so let’s make some movie promo magic.

In England to sell tickets, the still stunning 48-year-old told a British newspaper.

"Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex. I tell them oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."

A.) Got it. If she wants to screw me, I'll blow her instead.
B.) She uses a stunt vagina in the new movie.
C.) Cant read the blog right now; I’m spitting semen into a kleenex.




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"I like bananas because they have appeal."
Lucky Bastard in New Monkey Film

Because of the popularity of King Kong, Benicio Del Toro will star in Gorilla, a movie based on the life of Ernesto "Che" Guevara, a man we are embarrassed to say we know nothing about.

While we hate to assume, Guevara may be a similar character to the one Jack Black played in King Kong though we haven’t seen that flick yet either, sorry.

Del Toro won an Oscar for his part in 2000's Traffic, and then he immediately nailed Scarlett Johansson in an elevator after receiving the award.

Going up, going down, indeed.

Shooting begins in Mexico next month.

A.) Cheetah is still my favorite monkey.
B.) Che Guevara is a Marxist revolutionary, dimwit.
C.) I wonder if Michael Jackson still pines for Bubbles.





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