Trey & Matt: Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
SCIENTOLOGY EPISODE KILLED!L. Ron’s crew can’t take a joke?
Last week, Isaac Hayes
, the voice of chef at South Park Elementary
, quit the piece o’ cake gig because he objected to a November airing of “Trapped in the Closet,” a goof on Scientology, Tom Cruise
, and John Travolta.
Hayes is a Scientologist.
On Wednesday, March 15, the show was scheduled for repeat when Comedy Central
pulled it at the last minute and replaced it with “Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls.”
Is someone pinning the comedy network to the mat by threatening to not run ads for the upcoming Cruise blockbuster Mission Impossible 3
We’re shrugging because we’re tipsy.
But South Park
creators, Trey Parker
and Matt Stone
, did address the situation in a statement to Daily Variety
:"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"
The statement was signed: Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.
A.) Now we’ll see some funny fucking episodes.
B.) Matt and Trey fucking rock.
C.) BASEketball is fucking hilarious.
#Rosemarie's nephew a class act
What’s Inside the Gift Bag?
Oscar-winning actor/producer/director/playboy and all-around nice guy, George Clooney
donated his Academy Awards
gift bag to the United Way of America.
They’re going to auction it off and put the dough to good use.Tokugawa
is in Hollywood with this report:
I give guy twenty bucks to go into George office. Bag sit there on George desk.
It big bag and fancy. George no there.
Now I take look in bag and write down contents.Godiva
Tube of Go Get ‘Em Man
Red condom, generic
8 oz Poland Spring
4 nights for price of 3 coupon @ Days InnYanni
moustache hair w/letter of authenticity
Tube of Go Get ‘Em Man
Shine Paste w/Aloe
Family sized Better Made
potato chipsCalvin Klein
Can of PETA
Vegan Dog FoodU2
Limited Edition iPod
Copy of Psychology Today
Vol 23 DVDAnal Cumbusters
Vol 24 DVDOrbit
gum, new sugarless “Spring Water” flavorAmerican Idol
outtakes DVDThe Apprentice
DVD box set – seasons 1, 2, 3, 4
Eight ball of cocaine, compliments “Uptown Reggie
, limited edition “Original” flavorTwix
bar, limited editon with Vicodin
10% off Lady Bomb Escorts
This Tokugawa in Hollywood for Lady Bomb; have nice weekend.
A. They should send the hair products to Austin.
B.) Anal Cumbusters Vol 17 is the best in the series.
C.) Designer fly swatter? I’ll use a rolled up newspaper, thanks.