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March 17, 2006

Trey & Matt: Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
L. Ron’s crew can’t take a joke?

Last week, Isaac Hayes, the voice of chef at South Park Elementary, quit the piece o’ cake gig because he objected to a November airing of “Trapped in the Closet,” a goof on Scientology, Tom Cruise, and John Travolta.

Hayes is a Scientologist.

On Wednesday, March 15, the show was scheduled for repeat when Comedy Central pulled it at the last minute and replaced it with “Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls.”

Is someone pinning the comedy network to the mat by threatening to not run ads for the upcoming Cruise blockbuster Mission Impossible 3?

We’re shrugging because we’re tipsy.

But South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, did address the situation in a statement to Daily Variety:

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The statement was signed: Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.

A.) Now we’ll see some funny fucking episodes.
B.) Matt and Trey fucking rock.
C.) BASEketball is fucking hilarious.


Rosemarie's nephew a class act
What’s Inside the Gift Bag?

Oscar-winning actor/producer/director/playboy and all-around nice guy, George Clooney donated his Academy Awards gift bag to the United Way of America. They’re going to auction it off and put the dough to good use.

Tokugawa is in Hollywood with this report:

I give guy twenty bucks to go into George office. Bag sit there on George desk.

It big bag and fancy. George no there.

Now I take look in bag and write down contents.

Godiva “Lady Bar”
Tube of Go Get ‘Em Man Mousse
Red condom, generic
8 oz Poland Spring water
4 nights for price of 3 coupon @ Days Inn
Yanni moustache hair w/letter of authenticity
Tube of Go Get ‘Em Man Shine Paste w/Aloe
Family sized Better Made potato chips
Calvin Klein fly swatter
Can of PETA Vegan Dog Food
U2 Limited Edition iPod
Copy of Psychology Today magazine
Anal Cumbusters Vol 23 DVD
Anal Cumbusters Vol 24 DVD
Orbit gum, new sugarless “Spring Water” flavor
American Idol outtakes DVD
The Apprentice DVD box set – seasons 1, 2, 3, 4
Eight ball of cocaine, compliments “Uptown Reggie
Chapstick, limited edition “Original” flavor
Twix bar, limited editon with Vicodin bits
10% off Lady Bomb Escorts coupon

This Tokugawa in Hollywood for Lady Bomb; have nice weekend.

A. They should send the hair products to Austin.
B.) Anal Cumbusters Vol 17 is the best in the series.
C.) Designer fly swatter? I’ll use a rolled up newspaper, thanks.


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