THERE IS NO GOD!New Movie is Proof Positive
Hollywood is remaking little screener Dallas
as a big screener with John Travolta
as the conniving J.R. Ewing
and Jennifer Lopez
as his conniving wife, Sue Ellen
A.) Earth is doomed.
B.) We’re all going to die.
C.) First the war in Iraq—now this.
#Short Skirt & Fishnet Stockings!
It’s how we always picture her...always
The only Manson that matters--extremely hot chick singer Shirley Manson
--is cutting demos to get ready for her first solo album. The extremely hot chick singer isn’t leaving Garbage
—they’re on hiatus—and she’s footloose and fancy-free as far as a release date.
The extremely hot chick singer told Billboard
magazine, "I just want to live my life a little freely and not adhere to any schedule -- just make music and have fun."
Hey, that’s how I want to live my life. Screw that adhering to schedule stuff.
Music and fun sounds fun. Maybe we could have lunch, a bottle of wine, some toot, and talk about it.
I think--no, I know
--I can help your career.
Garbage, shmarbage—I’ll make you bigger than Madonna
Write down your phone num…oh, fuck, it’s my wife! Quick, act like you’re a fan of the blog.
A.) Charlie Manson is her dad. How cool is that?
B.) What a coincidence—I’m listening to Helter Skelter on acid.
C.) Whoa, I’m tripping too, and on my way to slaughter a family.