Television + Alcohol = America! The ball & chain and I drink beer when we watch 24. In fact, we have a 24 drinking game. Whenever a character on the show yells NOW!, we pull on suds. Kiefer and his crew mentioned the word almost 600 times on last week’s episode. My wife, Christine, missed two days of work.
A.) "Put down those nerve gas canisters, NOW!" B.) “Bring me a fresh paczki, NOW!" C.) “Shut the fuck up, fuckup, NOW!”
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A.) Hey, that’s my kind of sex. B.) Prostitutes scare me. C.) I did not kill the hooker buried under home plate at Comerica Park.
Mature Readers Only! I believe I have a healthy relationship with my urine: I aim it at a porcelain receptacle and let go. Like a man should. It’s easy. But in Columbus, Ohio, there’s a freak in a cell arrested for drinking the urine of young boys. It’s true, don’t laugh. I’d finish the story, but it’s creeping me out. And anyway, I have to urinate.
A.) There really are some sick bastards out there. B.) I enjoy urine humor once in awhile but I won’t drink urine. C.) Eating poop is alright though, right?