#Pick letter A, B, or C---It’s that simple
Savvy readers will remember high-concept secret letter D.
It says whatever you want it to.
THEY DRIVE BY NIGHT!
New Cars on the Road…
Fan of the old Cars
with Ric Ocasek
behind the wheel? Tough. Todd Rundgren
is in the driver’s seat now doing the vocals. Ocasek doesn’t want to tour and you can’t really blame him.
He has more dough than Jason Alexander
And if we were hitched to Paulina Porzikova,
we might not want to leave the house either. Especially if we had a sex dungeon in the basement.The New Cars
have officially launched their new website and fan club at www.TheNewCars.com. Original guitarist Elliot Easton
and keyboardist Greg Hawkes
are along for the ride with an old Tubes
drummer, and one of Rundgren’s musician friends taking over bass and vocal duties for the late Benjamin Orr.
A.) This whole idea reeks. Three thumbs down.
B.) Lighten up, douchebag. It’s only rock ‘n’ roll.
C.) The New Cars open for Blondie @ Pine Knob on June 30th.
#It adds up nicely…Charlize Theron + Hot Brunette = Dream Come True!
Okay, we take it back: Charlize Theron
and her boyfriend Stuart Townsend
have not split up. Got it? No split there.
In case you need proof, here’s Theron's publicist, Amanda Silverman
. She has a statement: "Stuart and Charlize have not broken up.”
Okay? Happy now?
Townsend is probably still convinced he can talk Charlize into the occasional ménage a trois.
Good luck, brother--that would be totally awesome.
A.) The guitarist of the Who is dating Charlize Theron? What?
B.) Okay, this is definitely filler, right?
C.) I banged Charlize Theron. No big deal.