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March 24, 2006

 

lady bomb dotcom weekend link tank

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we’re looking forward to having cocktails
with our readers in texas
but just one

cops are walking into bars and ticketing patrons for being too wasted


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there’s a leprechaun on the loose in mobile, alabama

saint patrick’s day was a week ago and hey
we like to keep a buzz going as much as the next girl
so it’s off to mobile and its
lucky charms this weekend


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we would never ever name a tortoise addwaita
that is our promise to you


but times were different two-and-a-half centuries ago
it was probably a cool name


it is all scummy pond water under the bridge now, though

addwaita is
dead after 250 years on this doomed god-forsaken planet


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some guys take too much coke
so much that they eventually burn a hole in their septum
you know, the nose wall that separates the nostrils

this cat is tightening his wig...maybe



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have fun this weekend...turn the machines off
artlyzak@ladybombescorts.com


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