Heroin High Jinx in Hollywood! We’re not sure who 23-year-old actor Brad Renfro is, but a judge has ordered him into rehab. We don’t know if he had a problem with heroin, but that’s what he was trying to cop when cops caught him in a sting operation. We can’t shed any more light on the situation, but we wish the guy nothing but the best of luck.
A.) A hot shot of junk sounds pretty good right about now. B.) An editor should order letter A to rehab. C.) Junk jokes are passé, fuckhead.
Spotlight on the Dead!
So long to a super woman: Dana Reeve, dead at 44.
Catch you later: Kirby Puckett, dead at 45.
Rest in peace while the rest of us remember the words of W. Somerset Maugham:
“Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.”
A.) I have nothing to add. B.) Nor do I. C.) Afuckingmen.
Tokugawa on the Weather! Glad it sunny out today, everybody love sunshine and it supposed to be beautiful weekend coming up.
Sixty degree, maybe more.
Everyone more optimistic in sun, don’t ask why. It has been like this for many years.
This is Tokugawa for Lady Bomb Escorts with Tokugawa on the Weather.
A.) Okay, this is filler, right? B.) No, he found an old tube of airplane glue. C.) Yes, it’s beautiful outside--now get back to your computer.