- Fat Ex-Glam Rocker Guilty!
Gary Glitter has been found guilty of obscene acts with two Vietnamese girls aged 10 and 11. The 61-year-old washed up rocker will spend the next three years behind bars. Before sentencing the sick piece of turd, Judge Hoang Thanh Tung went into pretty unholy graphic detail on what went down between the scumbag and the girls, but it totally creeped us out. We’re moving on.
A.) Hey, sometimes less is more.
B.) Gary Glitter is phucked. Looking for writers?
C.) Good luck in prison, dumb ass. Payback’s a bitch.
Happy Fucking Birthday, Man!
Had he not died, Alexander Graham Bell would have been 159 years old today. Happy fucking birthday, man. Bell is best known for inventing the telephone back in 1876. He's the man responsible for that knucklehead rear-ending your new car this morning. Driving and the cell phone don't mix and only legislation could…oops, incoming call—have to take it, sorry. I’ll get back to you.
A.) Cool, later. I’m downloading the Gary Glitter sex video on my phone.
B.) Bell also invented the Graham cracker.
C.) Imagine how big cell phones were in 1876.