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Taking Her to Meet Mother! Model booker Gavin Maselle palled around with supermodel Kate Moss in the 90’s. He says Moss was high on blow every time he saw her during their eight-year friendship, sniffing several grams a day.
Of course, this Maselle clown was right there with a straw sticking out his nose waiting his turn on the chick’s dime.
Blabbermouth also claims Kate packed her snoot full in the bathroom right before meeting Nelson Mandela at his home. Our guess is it probably made Kate friendlier and more talkative during their meeting.
A.) I’ve done blow with Kate many times. B.) Hey, me too. And I banged her. C.) She’s 32, too old for me.
A New Improved Great Rock & Roll Swindle! Don’t know which soda pop you’ll be drinking up the road but I’ll quench my thirst with the one that uses Sex Pistols tunes in their ads, thank you. The old punk rock band is backing the truck up to the bank’s back door with Lydon, Jones, Cook, and Matlock at the ready to shovel the silver in as the entire Sex Pistols catalogue is up for grabs--commercials, film soundtracks, ring tones, whatever.
A 7/Eleven "Beef Anarquito in the UK" would be pretty cool.
British Airways and Range Rover are just two companies more than ready to lay out the pounds for Pretty Vacant, God Save the Queen, and other punk anthems we can’t think of at the moment. And since the blokes made a cool 25 mill or so on their last reunion tour ten years ago, expect them to get together again and get more of that.
A.) Hello, I am Heinz from the Scorpions: “Here I am--rock you like a hurricane.” B.) Oh no, it seems Heinz from the Scorpions is confused. C.) The Scorpions were a major influence on the Sex Pistols.