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March 23, 2006

 
BARBECUED PENIS EATING CULT FREAKS ARRESTED !!!

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In what is surely one of the creepiest, weirdest stories ever reported on the internet, a cult of barbecued penis eating freaks was arrested last night in Kannaville, a small town one mile west of Planamas, Iowa.

Apparently, the sick townsfolk were scarfing down cadaver shwantz bought up in Kuppirton Falls from a perverted funeral director that collected, froze, and sold the penisicles earning upwards of $100, 000 a year.

The bastard gourmands, a group of 37 men and women, would then grill the human weiners with fresh vegetables at weekly gatherings, and wash everything down with cold beer.


A.) Disgusting. Penis for sex is bad enough, but eating them?
B.) What next. Penis hair pasta?
C.) Tastes like chicken.




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