Paris + Nicky = Idiot's DelightInterscope
big cheese Ted Fields
is in talks to make a TV cartoon show about the wonderful, tra-la-la lives of Nicky
and Paris Hilton
Yes, it’s called The Cuntstones
No, we really don’t know what it’s going to be called. That would be a handsome moniker, though.
A.) I am so sick of those Hilton girls.
B.) I’d do Paris in a Baghdad minute. Wait, I don’t know what that means.
C.) It’s probably like banging a well-oiled baseball glove.