Abdul in the Sky with Diamonds! Saw Paula Abdul on American Idol last night. Whoa, the chick was blasted--we want to be on whatever she was on.
A.) “Acid”… 2 quarts pure lysergic acid diethylamide injected into left buttock. B.) “The Bubbly”… 6 bottles of Andre’s, sucked quickly with neon squiggly straw. C) “Hydrocodone”… 12 ES tablets per day, prescribed for paper cut on left index finger caused by Globe magazine, page 8.
Personally I think the whole ding dang country must be on the crack or sumthin.Who watches this shit anyhoo?It's not like Pauly Shore ever made a good record or anything.Randy Jackson?He's no Tito,that's for sure.Tito is good.And that other asshole can bite me.Hell,I don't even watch TV unless the kids have SpongeBob on.I'm thinkin' that we should shoot for an all Resident Evil channel.Now THAT I'd like.